Bobby Fishscale's Scales Ain't Got No Clutch
This here's a tale 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery dude, always runnin' games. But he had one flaw: scales ain't got no clutch. , for instance when he tried to persuade that dame to give him her dough, those scales just couldn't hold. And when it came to a fight, Bobby's scales were about as useful as a chocolate fireguard. He was mo